Chapter 3: Be thorough in showing off and be powerful in destruction!

The song Li Youzhi sang was called "ympnecлnmehrheлю6nшь."

Translated into Chinese, it means "If You Don't Love Me, Go Die."

Although in his own world, Russia, this song was reserved for spirited young men, the musical literacy and artistic level of this fighting nation were still very high.

The overall tone of the song was bleak and sorrowful, the arrangement had an epic feel, and the lyrics and music revealed the distinct love and hate that is unique to the Slavic people.

This song was perfectly suited to Li Youzhi's current mood.

Downstairs.

After the song, Li Youzhi was already breathless.

He remembered how to play the guitar and how to sing.

However, the condition of this body was far too poor. Not only was his voice weak, but his lung capacity was also limited.

He couldn't reach the high notes or sink the low notes when singing this foreign song.

His singing skills were only 30% to 40% of what they were before he traveled through time, and this was the result of him risking a sore throat tomorrow. But it was clear that this 30% to 40% skill level was enough to impress the audience!

Not all the foreign language majors at the Agricultural University were slacking off. The general meaning of the lyrics to "If You Don't Love Me, You'll Die" was quickly translated.

"Fuck! I don't understand every word, but I'm inexplicably hooked!"

"I just thought it was a love song, but who knew the lyrics were so powerful! I love it!"

"Great singing! I've never heard it before. Could it be an original creation?"

Beep!

[Amazing score: 2035 points!]

Hearing a soft system beep beside him, Li Youzhi took a deep breath and silently summoned the system panel.

He had already experimented with it at the barber shop; this system panel was visible only to him. [User: Li Youzhi]

[Appearance: 31]

[Elegance: 28]

[Financial Resources: -306 (Huabei)]

[Skills: Advanced Execution, Intermediate Learning Ability]

[Amazing Value: 2170 points]

[Based on current user level, every 1000 points of Amazing Value increases one point in either Appearance or Elegance.]

So, I sang a song with such great effort, only to increase two attribute points?

Blah!

Li Youzhi silently pursed his lips, suppressing the urge to curse furiously.

Judging from the current situation, with 31 points of Appearance, which is my current state, even increasing it by two points wouldn't significantly improve anything.

On the contrary, Elegance... currently my biggest weakness, increasing it by two points would raise it from the 20th range to the 30th range.

Thinking of this, Li Youzhi silently invested 2,000 points of Amazing Value into Elegance!

As specks of light emanated from the system panel, he felt a fragrance reminiscent of pine and cypress rapidly infuse his body.

Uh…

Feeling this aura wash over every part of his body, Li Youzhi closed his eyes comfortably.

When he opened his eyes again, the students watching were all stunned.

"Do you think the young man's eyes seem sharper?"

"Hmm! He seems more alert than before. Maybe it's because of that anger?"

[Ding!]

[Amazing score received, 476 points!]

Is this even possible?

After receiving another amazing score, Li Youzhi, who had just experienced a baptism of grace, raised an eyebrow.

This anger, Brother Zhi, hasn't gotten over yet!

Ignoring the advice of those around him, Li Youzhi placed his hands on his mouth and shouted loudly to the girls' dormitory. "Zhou Jingyao! Even though you sold me out, there's no real love between us. But knowing that I'll be treating you like a stranger when we meet again from now on, I wanted to take this opportunity tonight to give you some advice!"

"First, remember to bring your phone with you when you go to the cafeteria to get your food. There won't always be someone as kind as me to pay for it!"

Listening to Li Youzhi's heart-wrenching cry, the girls around him couldn't help but sigh.

What a loving man! Even after being sold on Xianyu, he still offered her such gentle advice when he was finally letting her go...

He's so heartbreaking! I'm crying my eyes out!

However, just as the girls were sighing, Li Youzhi changed the subject:

"Second, don't slurp your noodles. It's really embarrassing to see the other person covered in grease!"

"Third, eat less garlic; it can cause you to fart!"

"Fourth, the first three points aren't important. What matters is that you sold me on Xianyu. That's human trafficking! Please don't be so ungrateful and give me that fifty yuan you made illegally!"

Poof!

Hearing Li Youzhi's heart-wrenching cry, the students around him erupted in laughter.

"Fuck, why is this guy so funny?"

"I'm dying of laughter! This guy is so ruthless! Zhou Jingyao will probably be famous throughout the Agricultural University!"

"Zhou Jingyao deserves this bad luck, having provoked such a bastard. But... well done!"

Beep!

[Received 721 points of surprise!]

Amidst the laughter of the students around him, Li Youzhi heard another soft sound of surprise points being credited.

Meanwhile, on a balcony on the third floor of the women's dormitory,

Zhou Jingyao, her breasts heaving with anger, suddenly pushed aside the clothes drying on the balcony.

"Approve this WeChat request! Take the red envelope and get out! Idiot!"

Watching Zhou Jingyao's blurry figure, Li Youzhi pulled out his phone and saw a friend request from a stranger.

After clicking "Apply," a user named "Yaoguang Qingsha" immediately sent a red envelope. Li Youzhi swiftly accepted the red envelope and, before the other party blocked him, quickly took a screenshot of their WeChat ID.

Then… he opened the school's love confession wall.

"For sale online is the WeChat ID of a goddess from the Foreign Languages Department of Agricultural University. She's beautiful, has a sweet voice, long legs, and a slim waist. If you're interested, just snap it up. PS: Please note before purchasing: This goddess has a dark side. Anyone who touches Bull Demon King would have to plow the fields, anyone who touches Sun Wukong would have to perform a tightrope walk, and anyone who dated Ultraman would have to use a wheelchair. Special price: 25 cents per piece. Automatically ship once ordered!"

After posting this message in the secondhand section of the love confession wall, Li Youzhi breathed a sigh of relief.

Looking at the fifty yuan in his WeChat wallet, he felt relieved.

He couldn't control the original owner's appearance, but he wanted to get his hands on her for free?

No way!

Zhi Ge has lost his looks, and I absolutely won't allow anyone else to take anything else from him!

Li Youzhi picked up his guitar, waved to the crowd, and walked out of the school along the path they had cleared.

Not long after he left the crowd, a burst of laughter erupted behind him.

"Look at the school confession wall! Damn, this guy just sold Zhou Jingyao out!"

"Twenty-five cents each, and it's automatic shipping! Kukukukukuku..."

"I can't take it anymore, sisters! Someone help me! I'm laughing so hard! This guy is so fucking crazy!"

Beep!

[Amazing Points Received, 2755!]

Listening to the laughter behind him and the system notification chime in his ears, Li Youzhi slowly faded into the night.

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