Cultivation male god: After listening to advice, I became a top star

Cultivation male god: After listening to advice, I became a top star

  • Genre: Emotion
  • Author: Stupid and foolish QD
  • Written: 17.19K words
"How can I find a girlfriend with my circumstances?" Li Youzhi, arriving from a parallel universe and completely despairing of his new image, posted this question online. "Try changing your head." "I suggest reincarnation." "Lose weight. Run ten kilometers, do 100 push-ups, 100 squats, and 100 sit-ups every day." Faced with these comments, some pertinent, some sarcastic, Li Youzhi took the first step towards change. Years later, when reporters asked Li Youzhi's fans how they felt about being called "the most responsible fan online," they were overcome with tears. "At first, we just wanted to be funny, to tease idiots. Who would have thought he would actually follow through on all those outrageous suggestions, and even go further than that!" In response to his fans' praise, Li Youzhi humbly replied, "I don't really have any strong points. The main reason I've achieved what I have today is that I listen to advice!"
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Chapter 1: Become stronger by listening to advice?

It was early spring, and night still fell early.

The deep blue sky enveloped the dormitory rooftop, and the evening breeze stirred waves of sobs.

This wasn't just an expression; it was a genuine sob.

"Wuwuwuwu... What kind of fate is this for me... These eyebrows, damn... These eyes, damn... This mouth, damn... This face, this figure... Oh my god!"

Sitting on the rooftop wall, Li Youzhi burst into tears of despair.

He raised his phone again and again, seeing the image on the screen again and again, and again and again, closing his eyes tightly, putting the phone away with disgust and resentment.

Clear tears streamed down his round face, washing away the despair deep within him.

This face was not Li Youzhi's.

Li Youzhi had been handsome since childhood.

According to his grandmother, the nurse who delivered him was stunned the moment he was born—in her more than a decade of professional experience, she had never seen a baby so clean right out of the placenta!

From childhood to adulthood, Li Youzhi grew up surrounded by admiration.

In kindergarten, he was embraced by all the teachers, eager for kisses and hugs. In elementary school, the girls in his class fought fiercely over who sat next to him. In junior high, his beautiful young English teacher, worried about losing her composure and jeopardizing her teaching ethics, resigned and went abroad. By high school, the school he attended had become a key factor in local girls' choices.

This upbringing instilled in Li Youzhi an intense aversion to anything unattractive.

This upbringing also led him, unsurprisingly, to embark on a career in the entertainment industry.

However, all this came to an end half an hour ago.

A Huaxing Entertainment S-level idol, known by fans as the "Chinese Entertainment King of Faces" for his looks, acting skills, and singing and dancing, Li Youzhi was involved in a car accident on his way to a talent show.

After a sudden slam of the brakes and a violent crash, Li Youzhi lost consciousness in excruciating pain. When he opened his eyes again, he was sitting here... on the rooftop of the men's dormitory at Rongcheng Agricultural University, possessing a body completely incompatible with his soul.

The original owner of this body was also called Li Youzhi.

The reason he was sitting on the rooftop so late at night was because he was heartbroken.

Of course, that's how the original owner saw it. After merging with the original owner's memories, Li Youzhi concluded that it wasn't a heartbreak at all—more accurately, it was just licking the wrong person.

The story goes like this: a month ago, the original owner met a junior in the school cafeteria who had forgotten her phone.

I was immediately captivated by her figure and beauty. After enthusiastically paying for her, I mustered up the courage to ask for her WeChat account. However, she pleaded not to have her phone with her, leaving only his WeChat number and promising to add him after a while.

That evening, she added him.

The two of them then used text as a medium to chat about life and their dreams, playing sweet duo queues together in the Rift. During this time, the girl frequently expressed hunger and thirst on WeChat and asked the original owner to order her takeout milk tea.

Over the course of a month, the original owner spent over a thousand yuan on takeout alone.

During this time, the original owner mustered up the courage to ask the girl out several times, but she kept refusing with various excuses—until this afternoon.

A film crew was looking for extras and approached the school to arrange internships for students.

At the internship registration office, the original owner happened to run into the girl he had been trying to date.

However, despite the original owner's warm greeting, the girl asked, bewildered, who he was.

It wasn't until the original owner pulled out his phone and showed the girl his chat messages from the previous month that she finally understood. She then awkwardly revealed a truth that completely shattered the original owner's perspective.

After obtaining his WeChat account, the girl immediately listed it on Xianyu. She sold it to another person on campus for fifty yuan, claiming that "he's a fool with a lot of money, and can be used as a long-term meal ticket." Judging by the transaction records, the other party was a boy...

In other words, he was treated as a bootlicker and sold off by the girl.

The original owner collapsed.

Faced with his loud questions and accusations, the girl, humiliated and furious, turned hostile.

"Who are you to pursue me?"

It was this very sentence that led the original owner to the rooftop. And with a bottle of cephalexin and a bottle of Erguotou, he had directly brought about the current situation.

Li Youzhi felt immense despair at this situation.

By searching the original owner's memories, he had gained a preliminary understanding of this world; compared to his own Earth, this world, aside from the significant differences in literary and artistic works, was essentially the same.

A world where looks mattered too!

If he hadn't just experienced death and knew how unbearable it felt, Li Youzhi would have wanted to jump.

To be honest, this body wasn't incredibly ugly.

It was just incredibly ordinary and unrecognizable!

How could one describe this appearance? It was like a workbook in a classroom during the last semester of senior year, a test tube in a chemistry lab, a cotton swab in a woman's makeup bag...

Growing up was so damn random and mediocre!

There was no recognizable trace of her. Even after Li Youzhi spent half an hour looking at the original owner's selfies, he felt disgusted and couldn't quite remember what she looked like now.

Such appearances left Li Youzhi, who had never been ugly, feeling incredibly lost.

With looks like this, let alone becoming a star, she'd lost even the most basic right to choose a partner!

With a face like this, what was he supposed to do in the future?

Wiping the tears from his face, Li Youzhi took the original owner's phone, took a selfie, opened the Douyin short video app, edited a post, and sent it out.

"Online question: With my conditions, will I ever have a chance of finding a girlfriend and becoming a big star?"

The original owner's Douyin app wasn't followed, so after sending this first and only post, no one responded. Looking at the comment section, which had been blank for so long, Li Youzhi burst into tears.

How cruel.

This world is so cruel to those with low looks!

Meanwhile, in the girls' dormitory building.

"Big Melon, Big Melon! Look, look, the guy who was publicly humiliated by a woman at the internship registration office this afternoon is shaking!"

"Is that the fat nerd who was rejected by Zhou Jingyao from the Foreign Languages Department?"

"Yes, I just found it while searching for nearby works! It's definitely Big Melon!"

"Wow, that's amazing!"

Hearing the commotion outside, a petite, cute girl in Sad Frog pajamas in Dormitory 413 of the Acting Department rubbed her belly. "What's all the noise out there?"

"It's said that this afternoon at the internship registration office, a girl yelled at a guy from the Foreign Languages Department. Huh? That's not right..."

Hearing her question, her roommate leaned over and looked at Tu Susu, whose face was filled with resentment. Surprised, she asked, "Since when has our Susu started caring about school gossip?"

"Ew—hungry, so hungry—so—hungry, ne'er—hard—near—skinny—wet—skinny!"

Tu Susu wrinkled her nose at her roommate's question, resentment dripping from every word she pronounced.

"That's even more wrong. Didn't you recently start dating someone in the game? Doesn't that person order takeout for you every day on time?"

"First of all! That's not called a relationship."

Tu Susu raised her chin and extended her slender, fair index finger. "He supported me for a month when my family ran out of food. He's my bread and butter! Secondly... I don't know what happened, but this guy blocked me on WeChat and in the game."

At this point, she sighed wistfully. If only I could eat my fill of gossip.

"Why is that girl bashing that guy?"

"It's said that the guy asked her for her WeChat ID, and the girl thought he was ugly, so she posted his WeChat ID on Xianyu. And then that guy, all gossip, acted like a lapdog for her for a month... ordering takeout and buying milk tea. It's said that the person who took the photo of him on Xianyu is a boy from our school. Isn't that funny... Hey? Susu, why aren't you saying anything?"

He mumbled a lot. The roommate on the upper bunk didn't hear Tu Susu's words and couldn't help but lean over again to watch. In the lower bunk, a sad frog lay curled up on the bed, its small white feet intertwined, scratching at its feet...

His eyes were glassy, and he muttered to himself;

"I'm so damned! I'm so damned! I'm so damned! I'm so damned! I'm so damned! I'm so damned! I'm so damned!"

It was inexplicable...

"Look, girls! Today's big melon, the heroine Zhou Jingyao, has brought people to clean up that boy's trembling hand!"

Hearing another scream from the hallway, the roommate in the upper bunk lay back down, phone in hand.

Preparing to continue eating his big melon.

...

Rooftop.

Li Youzhi stared at the constant stream of trembling hand notifications on his phone, his mouth wide open.

He wasn't frightened by the sudden appearance of these comments, but rather by the strange voice that echoed in his mind.

[The listening system is being prepared... 100%]

[New suggestions received, please review and implement them]

[Completing others' suggestions will earn you Awe Points]

[Awe Points can be used to enter a lottery or improve various user attributes, including but not limited to appearance, temperament, wealth, skills...]

This... doesn't seem like an auditory hallucination.

Because along with this auditory hallucination comes a powerful visual hallucination!

Following the voice in my head, an illusory panel appeared before me.

[User: Li Youzhi]

[Appearance: 31]

[Temperament: 28]

[Financial Resources: 515 (WeChat Wallet) - 306 (Huabei)]

[Skills: Advanced Execution, Intermediate Learning Ability]

[Awe Points: 0]

[Overall Review: A kind, hardworking, insignificant, 23-year-old male human, who only my mother truly loves.]

[Users are advised to complete as many suggestions as possible to collect Awe Points and improve their attributes.]

So, completing others' suggestions will make you stronger?!

Is there any hope for my face? Li Youzhi wiped away his tears and quietly opened the Douyin app, intending to see what netizens had to say.

But when he opened the comments section for his work, Li Youzhi took one glance and felt despair.

"This character should just die and be reborn!"